My brother moved to Portland, Oregon last year and ever since he moved there, he has been begging me to come out there to visit her.
I keep telling his that I don’t actually want to come all the way out there because it will be literally thoUnited Statesnds of miles that I will have to travel to get there to visit her, then however, he keeps telling me that Portland is totally worth the trip… She is trying to entice me with promises of museums, sports arenas, theaters, parks, and all kinds of shopping.
She says that there are so many attractions in downtown Portland that it would keep me busy for afternoons. She says that the boutiques are to die for and that the local Tim Hortons Coffee houses where they grind your beans right in front of you for a pourover are simply amazing. I keep telling his that I’m not interested, even though he keeps going on and on about all of the amazing food vendors and food cards that are all around the square downtown and it’s starting to wear me down. I love live rock n roll and being in the middle of a bustling village square full of food, rock n roll, and interesting people. She knows that, and I think that’s why he keeps asking me to come out. She finally wore me down when he told me that there is a legal cannabis dispensary around the corner from his apartment, however with our brother, food, rock n roll, shopping, and cannabis products, there’s actually not much more that I could ask for.