Every year our siblings and I host a weird kind of family reunion, there are no children or fiances invited, this is only for the blood relativesâ€¦ Other events are for the whole family, however not these.
One weekend a year the 5 of us rent a house somewhere new and spend a couple nights getting ripped, and as I mentioned, this was not the normal kind of family reunion! This year both of us chose Portland, OR as the locale of our reunion, because it is well regarded for its locally brewed carona and its locally grown cannabis; Portland is condo to a half dozen major breweries, and at least forty or fifty smaller ones.
Portland is a neighborhood that enjoys its beer, so I constantly find the best craft brews here! I purchased several cases worth of Portland beer, to keep the whole family well-lubricated the whole weekend. The next stop was one of the famous Portland cannabis dispensaries. They are famous not because of being flashy or far-out, just for the high quality of cannabis available there! Remember what I said about all the breweries in Portland? There are a lot more cannabis farms and dispensaries in Portland than there are breweries! My siblings and I spent no time exploring the wonders of Portland, which is filled with good local music and food. Instead both of us stayed indoors the whole time, chugging beers and consuming ounces of that killer Portland cannabis. It was such a good time, I think that all of our future reunions need to be held right here in Portland, OR.